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last updated 79 months ago [14 Oct 2008|09:01pm] [ music | Jamie T - Sheila ] nothing ever bloody changes. just think about it. for a minute post comment

In a thousand years, there will be no men and women, just wankers, and that's [08 Apr 2007|08:03pm] Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday night. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin? 4 comments|post comment

[21 Feb 2007|01:15am] don't drink kids, or any other people post comment

[21 Feb 2007|01:10am] no one cares what you have to say post comment

[16 Feb 2007|08:56pm] get over yourself jon fuck yourself asshole this is the argument that's bee waging in my head. i'm not crazy, too much, honest. post comment

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[12 Jan 2007|08:16pm] Did i mention that my boys are coming back to town? They're pretty much the reason life doesn't suck so bad. it was fun while it lasted but now we should, be, goin' and i hope everybody had a REAL REAL good time the hospitality's partakin' my head is flyin', my heart's racin' to keep up and i hope, i, haven't overdone it, no i hope my body can take it i hope i make the occasion if only this fucked up, i started realizin' all this livin' is just diein' cause if these are my friends and this is my home and this is how i spend my life, how i communicate, and demonstrate a love of life my eyes roll into the back of my head and it's the last words that i ever said NO I'M NOT, READY, TO DIE JUST YET! post comment

[08 Jan 2007|06:47pm] i should re-read my resume more often. it's really funny. " Objective To gain transferable experience and the skills " lol post comment

[05 Jan 2007|06:21pm] there's a fine line between creepy and cute i visited my car today, got my snow brush and jumper cables and also found a toonie on the floor. so i gave it too the guy at the front desk and asked him to take it off my tab lol facebook is the new livejournal. both of them started exclusive and got everyone wanting too join, opened to the public and everyone did join, so who's gunna start the next fad? YOU!? post comment

[24 Dec 2006|02:13am] i just totalled my car. 3 comments|post comment

[20 Dec 2006|07:55pm] i just realized anyone who looks over my facebook photos prolly thinks i own maybe 3 shirts at max. 2 comments|post comment

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[04 Dec 2006|07:51pm] on my search for "the sex" on google i find this: so why's eminem so angry? i should stop listening to this crap. also i'm officially sick of the chilli peppers. they haven't had a good album since californiacation. there someone had to say it. there's so much good stuff they could play on the radio but all day i hear the same 5 or so bands on rotation. why? money money money money money money money money money money money what is, my stomach's in knots for reason well known. to me and no one else and that's how it's staying. so here's something i haven't done in awhile. some lyrics that were stuck in my head. Yeah in saloons we drink Boone's and battle goons till high noon, Bust rap toons on flat spoons, take no shorts like poon poon's. See hoochies pop coochies, for Gucci's and Lucci Find me in my Mitsubishi, eatin' sushi, bumpin' Fugees. fuck it here's two: let it go son you're not a violent one you're speaking words that are speaking like you're ten foot tall i don't blame you what else have you to do when your life exists of covering up your own self truths it's down to nothing so come around to my front door and face me you're at a loss for words rock singer if it fills you up bring it on how do you sleep with yourself do you feel the hatred open up some you'll find the difference from mouthing off and shooting off your guns that are filled with blanks why do you scrape this you're digging without a tool you wish you had a line cover up your lack of truth you said it feel that it's authority think it's a priority post comment

[22 Nov 2006|07:06pm] i'm employed again. come out for a drink tonight to celebrate me having no life yet again. 1 comment|post comment

[15 Nov 2006|03:04pm] every dog has it's day. like every women, she gets her own way. post comment

[14 Nov 2006|03:27pm] EY YO! post comment

[10 Nov 2006|08:49pm] i sit ninety degrees underneath palm trees post comment

on the dole [30 Oct 2006|04:29pm] how did he put it again "its like you have a chip on your shoulder and you're saying, i'm gunna do it my way and fuck everyone else." i've never felt so special. post comment

[30 Oct 2006|12:07am] and you think you're over a girl post comment

EXCLUSIVE NEWS [27 Oct 2006|05:16pm] Word has it Hulk Hogan's daughter Brooke , is going to be the next Britney Spears or something. We caught up with Brooke and she said, "You know what brother? Britney and Christina and Jessica Simpson and all them other women better watch their backs, Mean Gene. I am going to come in and take the title, Mean Gene. Whatcha gonna dooo, when Brooke Hogan runs WILD ON YOU!" I can't figure out why she kept calling me Mean Gene, but maybe her father shouldn't do any more career coaching post comment

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